The 12th President of the United States

Do you know who the 12th President of the United States was?

“Abraham Lincoln!”
“Wrong”
“What do you mean wrong? Everyone knows he was the tallest president!”
“Tallest? I said twelfth!”
HA!
And no, I didn’t know who the 12th President was… and Abraham Lincoln was the 16th…

Millard Fillmore
Zachary Taylor

P.S. did you know while Abraham Lincoln was the tallest president (at 6 ft 4in) he only had Lyndon B Johnson by ½ an inch? AND Thomas Jefferson by 1 ½ inches?

A driving lesson

This is the perfect picture to describe how I feel about people every day...






(p.s. received the picture from a friend) :)

Top 10 Country Western Songs

Sorry I've been MIA lately... this new job is keeping me motivated and busy! (which is nice)

10 Top Country Western Songs:


10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer


And the Number One Country & Western song is....


1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day

Happy sth Birthday

Ok, maybe I'm a numbers nerd... or maybe it's just a dreary, rainy Monday afternoon...

Regardless, I received this from a friend today... and it had me giggling longer and harder than usual...

Another fabulous website...

Here's another great website I was introduced to today...

it's very new, so I'm sure it'll be featured on some sort of news outlet in the near future...

but in the meantime, it's a great reminder for the ladies to take their b.c. every day :)

Enjoy! (and be sure to hit the arrow at the bottom so you can see the previous pages!)

http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/

That's What She Said

This makes me laugh every time...

Do you watch "The Office"? Because you should, it's hilarious...

Information for your safety

Received this email today from a friend... I haven't verified any of it, but the whole premise of it is quite true...

oh and p.s. tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo! :)

The most dangerous thing you can post to your Facebook page or Twitter account is information about where you're going when you are not at home.

By telling the world you are on vacation in the Bahamas, or even just eating at your favorite local restaurant, you're letting potential thieves know that you're not at home.

Financial writers Ken and Daria Dolan warn that how you use Facebook and Twitter can be hazardous to your wealth!

"Burglars are fond of your constant updates," the Dolans told AOL. "Would you stand up in the middle of a crowd of strangers and announce that you're leaving on vacation for three days and then tell everyone your address? Of course not, but that's exactly what you are doing if you share such information online."

They cite the case of an Arizona man who told his 2,000 Twitter followers that he was leaving town. When he returned, he found his home had been burglarized and video equipment, worth thousands of dollars, had been stolen. "Even saying you are running to the mall, going out to dinner...is too much information," the Dolans explained to AOL.

One Web site recently found itself in the news for bringing attention to the problem. The site pleaserobme.com was designed to show how easy it is for anyone to sift through Twitter updates for a "feed" of people's current locations. The recent buzz caused confusion, because of course the site was not intended to give criminals the keys to your home. But it did achieve its goal of bringing much-needed attention to the potential danger.

Some insurance companies are catching on. Legal & General Insurance in New England says Facebook and Twitter users could be hit with higher homeowner's insurance premiums. Why? All that blabbing about activities away from home means they face a higher risk of burglary.

The company thinks burglars are actually "shopping" for victims on social media sites, looking not only for an indication you're not at home, but also photos of your home and valuables. That cute picture of your son hugging the dog? A burglar is looking in the background, eyeing your big-screen TV and new stereo system.

And it's not just adults. Teenagers are even more likely to post personal information, so Legal & General has warned that parents who aren't even online themselves could face higher homeowner's insurance premiums if their children are online.